“Shear” Dance Mania with DJ ScissorFACE

(Yeah, I made that pun. Deal with it.)

Now a lot of you guys know Karen as an improvising fool and baker of sweet nothings at her business, Scissortail Savories and Sweets. But tonight, as DJ ScissorFACE, she showed a fiercer side.

She sliced! She diced! Her razor-sharp moves cut a path across the dance floor. Fearing for our lives, we danced like a bunch of paper dolls in a stiff breeze.

(And yes, I know this is Edward ScissorHANDS, not ScissorFACE. But trust me, you don’t want to see the images that came up when I did a Google image search on “scissor face.”)

Screenshot of the mix below. If you like what you see, go subscribe to the mix, which is aptly titled Dance!