Moms Are Hot.

Everybody knows that on Mother’s Day you’re supposed to take a moment to appreciate how difficult your birth was for the party involved who actually remembers it. You’re supposed to contemplate all the hell you put your mother through – morning sickness, dirty diapers, boy band obsessions, veganism, birth control talks, cult involvement. Tough times, and your mom weathered them, all for you.


What no one seems to acknowledge on Mother’s Day is that mothers are HOT. They had sex, y’all! Probably a lot more times than the one time it took to produce you. They wore cute little miniskirts in the sixties and glittery disco dresses in the seventies and awesome power suits in the eighties. These days they are rocking capri pants and adorable flats. If mothers weren’t hot, “hey pretty mama” wouldn’t be the kind of thing men yelled out of car windows. And it is. Let’s take a moment to appreciate the hotness of moms:
On Sunday, DJ M.I.L.F. reminded us all of the hotness of moms with her booty-rockin’, show-stoppin’, foot-stompin’ Hot Momma Mix. Without further ado, here is a list of songs celebrating not just the awe-inspiring patience and omnipotence of moms, but their total hotness. Mom, if you’re reading this – you are beautiful! I love your hair and your classic sense of style! Whenever I get a compliment, I tell the truth – “I got it from my mama.”

Hey Mama / Kanye West
Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ / Michael Jackson
Suga Mama / Beyoncé
Mamita / La Banda Del Diablo
I’m a Mother / Pretenders
Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya / Old School Players
Big Wheel / Tori Amos
Fly Mamita / Cherisme’
Stacy’s Mom / Fountains of Wayne
I Got It from My Mama/
Mother and Child Reunion / Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Tell Mama / Etta James
Hay Mamita / Cartel de Santa
Sugar Mama / Bonnie Raitt
Papa Don’t Preach / Madonna
Mothership / Kid Beyond
Mamma Mia / ABBA
Present / Infant / Ani DiFranco

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